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Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.
I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.
The act of powdering your testicles with cocaine and having someone lick them
I got Colombian snowballs that will numb your tounge
The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.
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Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.
I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.
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The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.
Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.
Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.
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When someone uses an excessive amount of cocaine they begin to lose a lot of weight.
Hey papi ju looking really skinny whats goin on wit ju?
Ive been on that Colombian Diet man... Ju know what im sayin.
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The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole
Thomas: dude I gotta shit
Zane: shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar
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