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an awesome 4 year long party with a $300k+ cover charge that is fun while it lasts; but when you wake up, you realize you're poorer, stupider, more useless, and half your liver has gone to shit
Dukie: fml
someone else: why are upset? duke is awesome
Dukie: yeah but i'm still unemployed and hungover
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The name Duke is given to someone who is very loud. He is a hilarious guy and he will brighten your darkest days with a smile.Dukes are very athletic and very smart. some of Dukes favorite sports are hockey soccer basketball and rugby. They love the color green. If you fall in love with a Duke good luck all the girls love him he is very attractive and gets all the girls. He is a good sister and daughter jk hes an amazing brother and son. He will never back down from a fight. If you talk bad about someone he loves oh your in trouble. Dukes will stand up for friends and family no matter what. If you end up with a Duke hold onto him tight. Did I mention hes a GREAT kisser.
girl # 1 - OMG who is that!!!!!
girl# 2 - thats duke
girl# 1 hes so fine looking
girl# 2 thats why hes mine
Some retarded Russian boy who likes to get backshot's from some dirty Mexican. He loves saying the N word and is probably one of the most racict people on earth. I don't think his ass can go one day without saying the N word. he has around 4 weird ass friends, One is a stupid dirty Mexican who overstayed his visa and needs to be deported probably called Oscar Hernandez(basic ass Mexican name) and another one is probably some white hillbilly boy who loves trucks and shooting guns and is the most redneck person you know. Another one in some white kid who looks mexican and is supper fucking annoying, no one likes him and he jerks off in the bathroom. The last one is some asian that cant see out of his little eye slits and eats dog and rice everyday, no one can stand his ANNOYING ASS VOICE HE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD. But Duke is suck a bad name i think his parents had a failed abortion and rolled a dice on the top 10 shittiest names on earth and it landed on 1 DUKE. If your named Duke you might as well kill yourself because that name is such a fucking ass name i couldn't stand living with a name like that. furthermore Duke pulls 0 hoes he probably is gay because he gets 0 HOES i think he kissed a guy once but that's just super gay. Hes also so fat because all he does all day is probably play pickle ball and play rainbow 6 siege and eats his food all day so he weights over 400 pounds, be careful by him if he sits on you your dead by the minute because has so fat.
Oscar: Hey duke did you hang out with that girl yesterday?
Duke:(mouth full of food) FUCK NO i was playing rainbow 6 siege all day and having e sex with some guy i hate girls
Oscar: bro thats kinda gay but anyways wanna go get backshots in my car
Asian kid: OH HELL NAH DUKE YOUR SO FAT AND GAY GET AWAY FROM ME
White mexican lookin boy: I AGREE YOUR SO FAT DUKE
Coolest dude ever, a funny dude, always have people laughing. someone who loves strong. they might not show it. but they’re in love.