lift gift

Farting in an elevator just before exiting. This is similar to crop dusting, but either leaves victims trapped with the gas, or surprises new and unsuspecting passengers.

"The guy that got off on the 3rd floor left us a lift gift. It smells of eggs and beef. Quickly, open the doors so we may find another lift! I can taste it!"

De-gift

To take back something that was given to someone else.

"If he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?"

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Gift of gab

The ability to talk anyone into anything.

Damn, That nigga got the gift of gab cuz he can get out of anything

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Monthly Gift

The monthly period. Menses. The red gift box delivered to women every month by Mother Nature.

Mother Nature delivered my monthly gift last night.

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Gender Gifted

Man with a huge dick (Texas interpretation www.noagendaplayer.com/listen/829/2-25-45)

I'm a grower not a shower. I'm gender gifted.

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shoot the gift

To apply the gift of gab, performing lyrical miracles, or (somewhat less commonly) talking people into doing what one wants. Occasionally both at once.

When I meet a bitch, I bust that Jedi Mind Trick, and I shoot the gift till dat ass hits my fist.

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Parting Gift

A final tangible reminder of a person for a period of time, delivered to the person leaving (or being left behind) by the first.

"With a huff, she left the room, tipping over the banana tree plant, spilling all of the wet coffee inside all over the floor, a final parting gift for her former girlfriend Stacy."

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