Another way to say your period, or menstruation.
I think she has had her menses already.
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When one man is sucking the life out of another manโs dick and right as the man receiving head is ejaculating, the first man bites the tip of the penis off and the second man screams so loud, he screams in tune, as if heโs singing a high g note. the first man proceeds to sautรฉs the tip while singing the old tune, Yankee Doodle.
โdude, bryan was mensing the hell out of his boyfriend last nightโ
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to label someone who is acting like a retard ,mental patient or a cripple
i.e someone that may need to be commited to a mental hospital. (eg Adam Sandler)
1. stop being such a mense!!!!
2. if you dont stop being a mence we will check you into the IHC.
3. im not a mence, i just have ADHD.
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The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.
Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.
A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.
I met this guy on a party last Friday and weโre having this amazing menses-battle ever since I left. Heโs awesome! I will definitely meet him again.
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Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.
Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).
The perfect man.
A combination of Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki.
Coined by castielsprofoundbond on tumblr.
The only man I want is Mensed Colackelecki
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