Gonk

A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.

My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.

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Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

Albino Gonk

Just a generally annoying person who has white hair.

Quentin: Hey, whos that guy with the white hair?
Cedric: I dunno, but he looks like one hell of an albino gonk!

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pulling the gonk

Male wanking. Qiute simply masturbation.

That fuckers forever pulling the gonk of himself!!

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Dippit Gonk

Adj. Scots. A normally intelligent person who has momentarily decided to become an imbecile.

What's that. You put diesel in? The car runs on petrol, ya dippit gonk!

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Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

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Gis a gonk ya dober

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

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