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The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.
Me:whassup dog?
Dog: glork-glork
Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....
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Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
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A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.
A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.
Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.
Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.
"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."
"Glork!! It's gone!"
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To kill someone, particular in an execution.
"The king's order is to glork the prisoner"
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A fork that can glow, hence a glow fork (glork).
A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...
A professional pro-Microsoft troll.
A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.
A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.
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To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.
I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.
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