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Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.
Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES
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Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.
Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?
Bro 2. Titty Bar?
Bro 1. Shit yeah!
Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.
Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.
Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?
Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.
The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.
Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.
Another name for the sweet, sweet cheeba.
As Keith got Game of Thrones loaded up on the DVR, Dave packed a fat bowl of the devil's lettuce and prepared to get high as balls.
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My friend and I just had a major bowl of the devil's lettuce
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studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
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An insulting alias given to someone who throws various items at the back of your head, then proceeds to play dumb after confrontation.
Items thrown include but are not limited to: lettuce, lettuce with ranch dressing, moldy lettuce, and/or wet lettuce
Guy 1: I hate that roman kid, he threw some ranch lettuce at me!
Guy 2: what a bitchass lettuce, i hope he gets his crackers crinked.
Guy 1: Truly. What a cunk.