Poo Newt

(Adj) 3 definitions:
1) A 'Poo Newt' is a newt that has rolled, and had a party, in it's own shit. These are rare.
2) An ugly 12 year old ginger girl.
3) When you find anything that resembles poo in your belly button

1) 'Wow, Mary, come and look at that Poo Newt in my garage. It's quite smelly.'
2) 'Oh God Stephanie, look at that fucking fugly freaking poo newt! She should take a bath and dye her hair. Then maybe she'll get some friends, or get laid.'
3) Dr Cook: 'Clementine, i'm afraid you have been diagnosed, with a Poo Newt. Have some antibiotics.'
Clementine: 'Is it deadly?'
Dr Cook: 'Yes.'

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Newt

\ˈnüt, ˈnyüt\ noun. A communication to a spouse requesting an open marriage.

She wrote her husband a newt before she began her affair.

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Cute as a Newt

A lass looking hot, fit, cute, and so on...

"bloody hell, she's looking as cute as a newt tonight!"

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Pissed As A Newt

Used by one when suitably refreshed. After a heavy night out on the pop.

George: What up gangsta, where was you last night playa? we was frettin' what.
Phil: 'Old up G, me was tryin to find ya, only i was pissed as a newt innit, and so i found me a ho to poke and headed to her's.
George: Resteckpa!

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Figgy Newts

a rightious man. Cool person to hang around, knows how to have a good time. The strong silent type - quiet exterior. Very huggable, cute/nice.
nice to cuddle with-spoon?

smart/funny when u get to know him. Great person to get to know, and to talk to. listens well.

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newt

When one wishes to make amends for speaking the truth.

My wife's friend X is a real jerk and I told her so. I had to pull a newt when I got home, otherwise my wife would have made me sleep on the sofa.

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red newt

A slimy red shit, mostly acquired through shitting too fast.

Oh man i just squeezed out like, 10 red newts!

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