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someone who was a lax bro before it was cool to be one (OB)
bro look at that pimp jbills hes got mad flow. yeah bro, hes an original bro.
What people dont have anymore in this dictionary
Man, I dont have any original ideas ...
The grandest form of music. Conceived by videogame composers whose light bulb-based brain shined at 250% efficiency that day.
+: Have you listened to the Skyrim original soundtrack? It's great!
-: No, I haven't, but I'm planning to do it.
90s gang affiliated rappers called themselves "Original Gangsters" or "OG" for short. It's a title for real, actual crime and gang affiliated gangsters. While a lot of black young men in the 90s called themselves gangsters a lot of them didn't commit any crime of even was a part of a gang. The term Original Gangster is less common today, mostly because the limitations of lyrics today, but Original Gangsters are still a thing.
Wannabe: Ayyyyy Imma shoot yo ass
Original Gangster: Shut the fuck up
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It was a cold, dark, stormy night. Lightning striking more than I've ever seen. The clouds parted and............................... Something moved in the shadows.
It was two men, Steroid and a Gnome the call Klotz. Klotz was holding Steroids DIPSTICK and said.." Steroid you need some lubrication."
From the woods came a scream never heard before...it was a sort of a sound like.."Kiz....kiz kiznook" and from the dark came a stranger with a dvd in his hand. Thank god it wasn't VD it was a DVD.
"Step back my fellow....uh...creatures of the dark." he whipped out a DVD player and said boldly" I have a cheap and crudely homemade DVD of Datsun repair by a Sage they call...." suddenly a sound comes from the woods...
It's a man from the great white north. They call Him DatzenMike.
He says to the group gathering.." Hey is this the Ratsun get together...EH?"
See he talks funny because, well he's Canadian, and they just talk funny.
So then after drinking many Molsons and saying eh and take off hoser, they called, on a cell phone, a man called BEEBANI. " Whats wrong here, Steroids ......and now they all called it a Ratsun, because the great white northerner called it that....his Ratsun won't start, what should we do?"
When REDEYES from the dark says , Is it a......." ...Situation that calls for the all Knowing the most brilliant of all...the one thay call....."
Suddenly, a rustling from the bushes stops them all silent.
A whisper comes from there and a voice is heard to say " you must go to the Maker of the DVD...They call him...." all eyes were upon the redeye....
and he says" What the fuck you looking at me for? The bush is talking...."
and then all of them turn back to the bush, the one that talks..and it continues...." Bonzai."
Well at that some of them laugh and say almost like a secret word or phrase.." ... CALL IT GOOD?"....laughter and a sense of relief comes across them all.
and then... and enigma.....the one they call "Bleach" appears. They all bow before him and ask" The one from the north says it shall be called RATSUN.
My Lord should it be so? At which the one they call Bleach says....
And I quote after many years and and many beers" Yeah what the hell.. if we refuse the one from the north they might send down some more or their god awful rock acts and shit do you guys really want to listen to any more Brian Adams songs.....?".....
Information By Phatdave
Origin Of Ratsun
Datsun fanatics
also...Finnish Noun: ratsun
Genitive singular form of ratsu.
a horse or knight(in chess)
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The first person to post or comment within a form-style collection of comments.
By creating a new thread, the original poster opens a discussion on a particular topic.
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when you are in room one and you think of something you need to get in room two, you walk to room two and forget what it was you where doing/getting in that room.
the below is cerebral originitis:
when you go back to room one you immediately remember why you went in room two in the first place.
this can happen many times in a row when you keep remembering and forgetting. this is called (number)fold originitis.
my mother had a case of cerebral originitis when she went to the kitchen to get the spoon.
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