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pez

short for peasy as in ez pez.
Creation Date:09-28-24 4:13

ez pez lemon squeez.

by syzygium September 28, 2024


Pez

A person who even his own mother looks at in disgust.

This person is one of the biggest wankers in Belgium.

If this is you and you are reading this, the only action you get is from your neighbors DOG!

Ew is that a Pez, shoot it!

It's a PEZ, END IT!

by Marsu4u July 16, 2024


Pez

When you are really tired and you fall a sleep almost instantly, because you where really high or on some other shit.
Like a sleep that is caused from a drug, normally weed.

"Ah I'm pezing"
"I really need to pez"
"Sorry I pezed last night"
"Dude no your pezing"
"Don't pez on me"

by crazychickthatwontshutup April 1, 2020


Dirty Pez

When you are a man who enjoys other men shitting on your butt hole after a session of being a power bottom during gay anal.

They/them are such a bitch. I did a Dirty Pez after I turned his sissy guts out!

by Dodfdopcopsing February 6, 2022


Nez pez

No please

Would you like a coffee

Nez pez

by Nicky poo February 25, 2022


pez con 1

(or peas con 1) a gabba festival which uses 17% of the worlds electricity per concert.

pc1 "hey man u going to pez con 1?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"

by peradri April 3, 2011


Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Migbla June 10, 2024