pez

A spice boy with an exceedingly large head.
Known to frustrate people with pictures of his gay, pretty boy face.
Also known to come off with extremely cheesy sayings.

(After seeing a picture of Pez) There is that Pez wanker again. Oh My God i so want to wreck that wee dick. That guy is such a prick. Would love to smack him.
"eh-heh,my names Pez,and im back WIT my BABEZ again, this time its forever!"
Fuck up Pez you fucking cunt

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pez

Candy shaped into small, 1/4" tablets. Nine of them fit into a long, skinny toy called a "pez dispenser", which spits out one tablet everytime you tilt its head. For some reason, vintage pez dispensers have become collector's items.

"I had a Spiderman pez dispenser, and my sister had a Wonderwoman one, my mother refused to by any more pez after it ran out, because it was too expensive, it tasted pretty good, though."

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pez

derrived from the word peasant - someone who is inferior, and/or ugly

bob: hey baby you're hot, can we screw?
beulah: nah you're pez

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pez

really weak or pathetic.

Rupert tried to hurt me but he was pez and could do shit all.

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pez

he da man, there is no other

i wanna be just like pez

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pez

1. Short for peasant or peasantry.
Meaning anything that is shit, bad, unfair, annoying, gay, fucked up, poor, stinghy, scummy, crummy, small, unlucky, rude, harsh or irritating.
2. A person can also be pez, meaning any of the above. Usually they are called a 'Pezza'.

1. "Fuck that shit! That's Pez!"
2. "Stop being so Pez. Just give me the ounce for $50."
"Fuck you, ya Pezza."

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pez

The status or degree of spiritual righteousness

A state of being that can only be achieved or replenished through altruistic deeds of peziness. When one possesses a high enough degree of 'pez' the spirit is reborn and one's true pezzy nature is ignited. Those who have been fortunate to witness a born-again pezhead speak of a being who is enlightened and blessed with good nature, forgiveness, and candy.

I can tell that Mindy is experiencing a pezzy rebirth.. her 'pez' is really 'shrooming this year.

Did you see Lance? His pez is through the roof! I swear you can see an aura of pastel colored stripes surrounding his magnificent little head. That's one pezzy motherfucker.

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