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An overpriveleged life of leisure and play, with little to no responsibility
Duchess Kate leads one giant picnic life: she makes about 50 official appearance per year. She spends the other 315 days in Anmer Hall having a picnic with Prince George and Princess Charlotte.
Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.
A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.
"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"
A set up that is carried around at all times in case a spur-of-the-moment eat-out session occurs and cleanup is required after. Normally includes: mouthwash, gum, hand sanitizer, and wipes.
We went to the park today and Ken pulled out the pussy picnic supplies so I knew that he was going down.
The act of taking a girlfriend on a picnic, or any form of overly romantic date before a premeditated break-up. Can become a trademark of a specific male.
John-Man, I'm tired of Becky, she has a small butt, I'm taking her on a breakup-picnic
Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!
The act of orally pleasing a female in a nature setting.
I had a gnarly fish picnic today with my girl because our parents don't leave us alone in our houses.
The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.
"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"
The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.
Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.