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Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To be used in Awkward Situations
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
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Platypus is where you and your special someone are not techinically together, but still want to, but aren't because of outside reasons.
Guy : Hey, are you and Aleasha going out?
Dude : Nah, were going platypus.
Guy : Oh ok then.
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When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.
Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.
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A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
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The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.
You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!
When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex
Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy
Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this