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One of the two mammals that lay eggs
There's a platypus over there.
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A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound*
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A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down.
Kids: Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
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Another animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all.
"Yesterday I hooked up with this guy, I wanted to bottom for, but he was a platypus."
Gay Size Queen Bottom BearCub Otter Pup Wolf Top Platypus
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Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.
Three words: God was high...
Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?
Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?
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A metaphor for something that holds you down.
Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.
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