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1) A Game that is art in every single way possible.
2) A one in a million game that deserves to be overrated.
dude: Have you played Halo: Reach yet?
other dude: not yet.
dude: You have yet to live.
(other dude gets reach)
...
(fifteen minutes later)
...
(other dude explodes because he couldn't handle the pure awesome that shot through his body at speeds that would overpower an F-16 Pilot in his prime! )
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Someone who is really really just terrible at beerpong.
"oh my god, im so drunk because my partner is such a Cray Reach!"
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"Reach and grab" happens when you and your friend are situated so that one of you is laying on the floor and the other is elevated typically on a couch or something. Then, you call out "reach and grab!" and blindly fumble around for anything you can handle on your friend, hopefully something like his dong.
Ted: Dude, I had quite a successful reach and grab the other day.
Johnny Quidd: Really? What you find bra?
Ted: a penis
Johnny Quidd: sweet
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Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third
I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!
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when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him
the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner
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The act of reaching back to provide vigorous hand relief to a good mate who has just given or is in the act of giving you a shoulder massage. This is not an act of homosexuality, more a fine way to say thanks to a friend doing you a great favour.
The technical term for this piece of total mateship is The Reciprocating Massage.
Mike the Fireman reached back on his friend Pete the Volunteer Fireman who was working out the knots in his tight powerful shoulders. The reach back left both men feeling a reciprocating sense of relief.
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A kid in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities, a program that goes one step further in proving that Delaware's education is an embarassment. Kids in that program ride short bus and are teased on a daily basis.
The pricks in my 3rd period make fun of me more than anyone makes fun of REACH kids.
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