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The strongest, fastest, most persistent runner in all of Track and Field. Requiring discipline, motivation, and ambition to reach the finish line due to the gruesome factors of the race requiring both sprint and endurance running.
1:what do you run?
2:Im a 400m runner
1: oh hell no thats too hard your a beast dude. STAY UP
2: i know
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The main character of homestarrunner.com that has a speech inpediment that does not allow him to say "r" properly. He has no arms, wears a red t-shirt with a star on it, and has long legs that appear to end in white shoes with blue bottoms. He is also bleach white with an underbite and black eyes. He wears a beanie cap with a propeller on it, in which he has installed hydraulics, a light, and a song that plays whenever the propellor is spun. Homestar Runner is a teriffic athlete and has a girlfriend named Marzipan, who also has no arms. He lives in Free Country, USA, possibly in the black area on the right of Strong Bad's email answering space. He is not intelligent, but he is in a constant state of bliss, and has never truly been cruel to anyone. Almost everything he says is pure gold.
"I'm Homestaw Wunnow, and this is a website!"-Homestar Runner
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One who runs out of the classroom and down the hall so he can be the first on in line for lunch.
Look at that fuckin lunch runner billy. ya hes a fuckin idiot
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The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.
Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop
Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.
It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.
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n. One who engages in the running of routes at all times. i.e. Going out to hook up with morally casual ladies. A true route runner never takes a play off, and understands that the game never stops. Routes can be run via text, facebook, phone, or in person. However, routes are never run on MySpace.
1. to run crisp, full speed routes: to put on a move breaking through double coverage; to avoid a linebacker dropping into coverage; to wear down the opposing DB through the use of continual full speed play or through the use of multiple game changers.
2. one who looks for one on one coverage from a db with a weakness you know you can exploit, such as a disappointing previous romantic history, low self-esteem, or unhealthy need for approval. "Daddy Issues" are a route runners greatest ally.
3. a team of route runners knows that multiple routes run in the same area of the field can overwhelm the coverage and virtually ensure success
These are some solid route runners out tonight. Newt is in the corner running six slants at once on his phone, while Perry is running a solid "in and out" on the crazy chick on the dance floor. And look over there. Dre Bly is running a deep hook on my ex...
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1. A killer of simulated humans called REPLICANTS - clone robots genetically engineered to be way stronger and at least as smart as their creators. In the Ridley Scott movie, a police officer who is authorized to kill these beings is called a Blade Runner.
2. Blade Runner: Syd Mead did the concept art for this awsome flick based on Philip K Cicks novel "Do Andriod Dream of Electric Sheep". Best film ever according to millions of Science Fiction geeks, including me -- until DEADMAN -- a Jarmusch film starring Johnny Depp --outplaced it as the best film of all time.
Sushi restaraunt guy: "He say you blade runner"
Harrison Ford: "Tell him I'm eating"
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