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The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
A sand covered penis following anal sex on the beach.
It was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.
When someone farts in his/her partner's mouth while receiving a rusty trombone or rusty ukelele
My girl friend broke up with me because I gave her a rusty inhaler while she was giving me a trombone.
I like a hit from my rusty inhaler when I am in the middle of playing my girlfriend's rusty ukulele.
Nothing clears up my ass-thma like a rusty inhaler.
During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.
"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."
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When one shaves his shaft and inadvertently cuts it, lets the blood dry, and then has his significant other give him a blow job.
Bro, I gave that girl a rusty corndog last night.
Someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area.
I yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.
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Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.
Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!