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Scavenger

Someone who is crazy, strange, wild, nasty, unorthodox, rude, savage or barbaric.

Omg, what a SCAVENGER he drunk 50 gallons of whiskey.

SCAVENGER stop eating with your hands.

He lifted 2000 pounds over his head what a SCAVENGER!

Ew, you didn’t flush when you took a shit SCAVENGER!

You fucked 10 girls and one night? You’re a fucking SCAVENGER.

You farted at the table SCAVENGER!

You flipped off your parents? YOU ARE A SCAVENGER!!!

by ThePrimePate March 29, 2018


scavenger

One who takes or uses whatever is discarded. There may be a few reasons for this, & not all scavengers are homeless. Some do it because they dislike consumerism & refuse to buy into it. Others just scavenge because it's free stuff which would otherwise end up in a landfill or dump, & who want to save money. Other people scavenge because they refuse to pay retail; scavenging is one way they get what they want or need. A dedicated scavenger may dumpster dive & own a pickup truck or other vehicle for the specific purpose of transporting scavenged goods.

Yes, I'm a scavenger. 1/3rd of all my stuff is curb finds...I have no shame. Say what you want.

by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024


Scavenger

A fireman who repeatedly consumes other firemen’s food from their locker or refrigerator.

Hey bro, I wouldn’t leave that pizza in the fridge. Josh works tomorrow and he’s a total scavenger.

by KupahTroopah July 23, 2021


Scavenger

Some random broke individual who looks into discarded items (ie trash or stuff left by someone else) and tries to resell the items for a profit.

Look, I found this cellular device from the tenant who vacated this apartment. -How much do you think I could resell it for? I didn't steal it, I'm a scavenger you know...

by VanGear July 5, 2017


scavenging

When motherfuckers riding around on their bikes at 4:30 AM going through dumpsters searching for their next come up

What are they doing over by the dumpster other scavenging

by SHAPIRO-T February 4, 2021


naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019


neuron scavenger

a person who, by default, has no brain. They can only communicate by scavenging whatever neurons they can find, linking them together with chicken wire and gum, and then saying something. Because of how little neurons the person will usually scavenge, they always say the dumbest, most retarded shit on the planet.

dude: "earth is flat!!!:
scientist: "you're actually stupid"
dude: "whenever I go to my lake house, I don't see the river move. so the earth isn't spinning!:
scientist: "what a neuron scavenger"
dude: *silent because couldn't find any neurons to say anything*

by alikeobservant October 17, 2022