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The superior overlord of the alliance Auction House on Auchindoun server on the new hit game World of WarCraft. her prices are outrageous and she preys on innocent welfare dependents who do not like to farm their own shiz. she is hated by the poor and a hero to the rich.
Welfare dependents price for copper bar: 10 gold
Security Auchindoun price for copper bar: 119gold
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A phrase made popular during the Yang 2020 campaign featuring the 46th President of the United States, Andrew Yang.
Person 1: Damn, I'm so broke I can't even afford a bag of flaming hot Cheethos
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.
Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.
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A position of a Security officer in a mall that works to keep douchbaggary to a minimum, and offer information and help to people actually there to shop.
Example #1. Mall-Security just kicked that guy out because he was being loud and disruptive and used foul language, I am so thankful that that douchbag has left the building.
Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.
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A federally run scam that pays less than 1% interest, even though the average inflation tax rate is about 2% year.
Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.
Social Security is a terrible investment, it's better to invest your money into low-risk mutual funds instead.
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When you swab your ass after an extremely satisfying, hard, clean shit, and the paper comes up clean. AKA one wiper.
Credit to DB in MO.
Man, that was an awesome shit! I only needed a security wipe!
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2004, noun. A term recently coined to refer to middle class women (particularly soccer moms) who will vote for Bush instead of Kerry in the 2004 presidential election based on his perceived superiority in defense issues. Such voters are supposed to vote for Bush, when they might otherwise vote for Kerry, based on this tenuous belief.
Martha's a security mom. She thinks the war in Iraq made sense.
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A duh-weebish Administration within the U.S. government that is so incoherently ran that if NASA operated the way they do, ALL their shuttles would explode.
NASA may kill off 7 people now and then, but the Social Security Administration probably kills off 7 people every day.
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