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Daytime "talk" show hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity tests. Only show topics ever done nowadays are-
1) - Paternity Tests
The best! See you are not the father
2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez!
3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!
4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!
5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries!
6) - My 10 year old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what to do!
Mom: *sobs*
Crowd: Boooooo!
Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!
Maury: Guess what? You're going to boot camp!
Crowd: Yayyyyy!
Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut up! Apologize to your mother now! Shut your mouth! *yell, yell yell*
Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!
The Maury Show is a guilty pleasure.
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when a girl holds her cunt lips open for you
good strip club?
real good- the girls were showing pink
To make a comical short film of your friends sleeping, while trying to awake them by calling their name.
Chris: (snoring)~~
JH: recording with phone camera and yells "SLEEP SHOW"!!
For live example please click link to youtube.com
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M6w6-_sjt74
1.hey want to watch the regular show
2.yessirrrrr
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When you’ve had enough of this bullshit and you flip out and destroy your brother’s soul by walking out of the establishment.
a hilarious show that used to be aired on nickelodeon starring amanda bynes. it was my favorite show before it was canceled. on the amanda show they basically did spoofs and skits, like pass the skunk, the literals, moodys point (soap opera spoof about a girl who lives with her dad who is missing a toe, because her mother is lost in a hot air balloon), a hillbilly moment, totally kyle, the simians, and judge trudy. they also have the dancing lobsters, people in lobster suits that waltz in and start dancing every time amanda says "bring in the dancing lobsters." and lets not forget penelope, amandas biggest fan. she always says "please" after every sentence. drake bell and josh peck were also on the show, drake in a hillbilly moment, totally kyle, and other skits. josh was mr oldman, on judge trudy, and also in other skits.
person 1:today i was watching the amanda show. have you seen so you wanna win five dollars?
person 2:yeah! i love that skit!
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An example of a show waay ahead of its time. One of the most popular programs on the Comedy Channel. Popular catchphrases include, 'I'm rich bitch!!''
After two years on Chapelle's Show, Dave suffered from burnout or whatever and quit his own show.
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