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A somewhat deranged, black-humor tinged solution to successfully silence yappy neighborhood dogs who bark at every sound.
Your yappy-ass little dog needs my ”Silence of the Dogs” approach; it works wonders and it’s in my basement.
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The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
Member1: I'm feeling happy today.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
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the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.
It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.
A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!
Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job
1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.
2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.
While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.
It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
When engaged in online text conversation, the silence while a participant googles a word or question in the conversation as they don't know themselves and are embarrassed.
Adam was forced into Google silence while he googled the meaning of the word antidisestablishmentarianism.