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The Monday that my factory gives the workers a day off, because Everybody is hung over from the night before... Superbowl Sunday.
Dude I'm so hungover! ..Im glad its Super Bowl Monday at work!
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A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
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When you invite your girl over to watch the Super Bowl and you fuck with Jim Nance's voice in the background.
Daquan: Yo can I come over to your house to watch the Super Bowl
LeGarrette: Nah fam, I got my babe coming over for some Super Bowl and chill.
the game that never became the epic back and forth Brady-Mahomes showdown everyone was hoping for. Brady won his 7th ring, and Tampa Bay's second.
dude did you watch super bowl 55?
yeah
it was kinda bad
yeah
A baby that is born nine months after the Super Bowl in the city of the winner.
Little super-bowl-baby Jeff was born in Seattle on 11/9/ 14 to two Seahawks fans.
Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.
Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!
Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.
If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.
Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"
Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."
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