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The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.
Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.
Like whitewashing, but in the spiritual community. Glossing over bad intentions, crimes or scandals to cover up a 'light workers' bad deeds. Saying things like, 'yeah they did some bad things but look at all the good they do for their clients and the industry'
You know 'Mr. X' that psychedelic facilitator? I have heard so many terrible stories about him but it seems like all his followers and friends are totally Light Washing it.
To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.
Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.
(noun) A person who has been spat out of a city, a career, an endeavor, (or anything of the like, usually of a status that is generally perceived as "higher") and is back down to the level of normal people. Originates from the concept of an ocean's waves "washing up" the junk (i.e., seaweed, starfish, beachwood, plastic, debris, dead fish, etc.) onto the shore after having been spat out of the ocean.
After pursuing acting in Los Angeles with mediocre success, he came back home to Kansas, where the folks thought of him as somewhat of a celebrity, but deep down, he knew he was just an LA wash-up.
She lost the congressional race, was booted from her incumbent seat, and had to pack her bags and go back to being a regular old civilian. She tried her best to not make a big presence or be seen much in her hometown, lest her community members recognize her as the political wash-up that she now is.
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When a guy washes his hands with as little water as possible, usually without soap. He then proceeds to dry his still dirty hands transfering most of the dirt to a clean hand towel. The hands usually come away cleaner than the towel.
Husband: Honey, I've finished working in the garage.
Wife: Did you remember to wash your hands?
Husband: (fucking nag....to himself of course) Yes dear.
Wife: Did you use soap?
Husband: Soap?
Wife: You stupid fuck head, that's another good hand towel you've ruined with your man wash!
Husband: Shut up bitch, or I'll summon Limecat!
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When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.
Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!
Wash Fish is a sexy beast and will eat you up in one bite as he is so immense! He is quite quiet at first but is acctly a confident, lazy, grumpy, teenage BEAST!!!
Wash Fish has very dodgy things in his My Eyes Only tho so watch out...
Wash Fish - Pro-Noun
Wash Fish - Noun
To 'Wash Fish' - Very