Yak

When something isn't funny

Says dead joke
yak yak yak

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yak

The liquid substance of methadone and vomit.

That junkie waits to for his yak everyday when Paul goes to the pharmacy

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Yak it

Basically send it/do it.

"Bruh you gotta try this vape, yak it."
"We were driving yesterday and I yaked it around the corner and almost curbed it"

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YAK

Y. A. K. is the acronym for "Young Athletic Killers" which the only way someone could rech such status is to also have a huge penis.

Girl 1: hey I had sex with this guy last night, I could barely take him. :(

Girl 2: Yeah he must have been a YAK!

Girl 1: Yes I cried

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yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

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yakked

1. To be hit very hard or smashed.
2. To be beaten horribly in a game.

1. Shit! Did you see Peyton Manning get yakked up by Marvin Harrison.
2. Wow, I can't belive Toronto FC got yakked like that in yesterday's game.

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yak yak tak

When an asshole decides to never stop talking

And he kept talking and talking and talking until all i heard was yak yak tak again and again and again!
I could've plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqed!

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