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one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.
The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.
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A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.
My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.
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A pet laying right in the middle of the bed.
"My cat was such a bed thief last night"
When a man throws his woman onto a bed and ravish's her like a wild animal.
Amie - So I heard you and Chad hooked up last night?
Keirsten - Oh yeah he is a regular Beast In Bed!
Amie - Meow!!!
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term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners
Paul was destined for the fight bed after telling his girlfriend she could lose a few....
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After intense sex and finishing, most likely doggie style; the top partner falls asleep without pulling out.
Last night, we were so drunk, we ended up bunk-bedding.
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The snack your French grandfather has before he goes to bed at 6pm. He sends you home with random food he insists you, too, make into your own bed lunch.
“Take those cream horns home with you, they’ll be a good bed lunch.”
“I think I’ll have some creton on toast for my bed lunch tonight.”
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