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Charles Dickens

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 25, 2019

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Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.

We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.

by Chuck Dickins July 13, 2005

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What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004

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Cliff Dickens

A stupid loser who will end up pumping gas for the rest of his life.

Oh there's Cliff Dickens, he's stupid

by Satya Thiel January 8, 2004

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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.

After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.

by timred December 17, 2006

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Hot Dickens Cider

Sounds like "Hot Dick Inside Her". It's a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady.

Hey Mandy, How'd you like a Hot Dickens Cider?

by ThaBigCheesy June 28, 2010

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The dickens, you say!?!

This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens

LARRY: Charleston is 100 years older than Savannah!

TIM: The dickens, you say!?!

by indieurban September 6, 2017

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