Slave driver

When your boss works you till you last breath and kicks you to the side for the buzzards to pick clean and move on to the next slave “employee”

That cock sucker Dan was a fucking slave driver today at work

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shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.

Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!

Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.

man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?

Uber Driver

Uber is a ridesharing service based in San Francisco. The company uses a smartphone application to connect passengers with drivers of vehicles for hire.

Uber drivers are just glorified taxi drivers.

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women drivers

there is absolutely no worse driver than this. especially when driving a big suv (ie expedition, suburban, etc) and/or talking on the cell phone

hey some woman driver ran me off the road in her excursion while she was talking on her cell phone

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old driver

1. someone with a lot of experience, especially when it comes to dating.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.

A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.

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