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A place where all banned (or smyffed) profiles go to die. On a similar level to Heaven, Hell, Mecca or Valhalla.
Do not worry though, the spirit of the profile will be reincarated in another form.
Remember that famous scene from The Lion King:
Scar: You have NO idea....So, your father showed you the whole network, did he?
Simba: Everything.
Scar: He didn't show you what's beyond that rise at the RSS Feed...?
Simba: Well, no... he said I can't go there.
Scar: And he's absolutely right. It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest profiles go there.
Simba: Well, I'm brave! What's out there?
Scar: No, I'm sorry, Simba, I just can't tell you.
Simba: Why not?
Scar: Simba, Simba, I'm only looking out for the well- being of my favorite profile.
Simba: Yeah, right, I'm your only profile.
Scar: All the more reason for me to be protective. A social graveyard is no place for a young prince...Oops!
Simba: A social what? Whoa.
Scar: Oh dear, I've said too much... Well, I suppose you'd have smyffed it sooner or later, you being so clever and all, just do me one favor - promise me you'll never visit that dreadful place.
Simba: No problem.
Scar: There's a good lad. You run along now and have fun. And remember... it's our little secret.
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The disorder in which a person who works a night shift and also has limited social contact (as a result thereof) feels the need to socialize as much as possible, as quickly as possible while a friend or acquaintance is still awake.
Mostly affects those who use social networking applications or text messaging during their work hours.
May also be experience by night owls.
3am: >"Hey dude what's up?!" >>"Not much man, just about to go to bed" >"Oh...alright...have a good night man, see you tomorrow. BTW, did you hear about what happened downtown today?" >>"Dude, I think you've got Graveyarder syndrome"
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Graveyard punk is a music genre that generally includes lyrics such as 'Bones' or 'Pumpkins' or maybe 'Skeletons'. This phrase is mainly used to describe lyrics but also this could apply to the way inwhich a vocalist sings, for example with a very 'deep' voice.
Graveyard punk involves bands such as 'Misfits' and 'Ramones'
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A girl/boy who has sex in graveyards or mortuaries.
"Lisa is a graveyard lover because she fucked Elgin in Pine Oaks."
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Low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the butts of other joints lying in the ashtray. The taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits.
Originally coined by H. L. Mystagogues.
Graveyard joint, anyone? Pass us your ashtrays.
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the quicker-picker-upper for after sex cleanup
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket
ASTjizz ragsex blanketpost sex towelsex towelgraveyard towel
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1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.
Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!
Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!
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