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butt-laid is a term derived from getting laid.. but only referring to butt sex.
I got butt-laid last night, it was amazing Johnny rammed my ass
He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.
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A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
The literal translation of jolie laide is "pretty ugly." Basically, a female gets coined the French term "jolie laide" if she is not conventionally pretty/lacks natural beauty, but takes good care of herself, her skin, her attire and her overall hygiene that she makes herself become beautiful. Some might even say that the flaws in jolie-laide women give them an "irresistible allure."
Gemma Ward can be considered jolie laide because of her "buggy" eyes.
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To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.
see also: dump
"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"
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