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master cylinder

A 24oz can of Malt Liquor sometimes referred to as a tall boy. The original Schlitz Malt Liquor had the words "Master Cylinder" written down the side of the can.
More recently it has reappeared on a show entitled Frisky Dingo as a form of pant.

"Gonna get me check, get me a master cylinder, and get f*cked up!

by NoMeansMaybe April 22, 2011

52πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bullshit master

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.

Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.

by jesster79 March 14, 2005

211πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.

Dave: β€œ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: β€œ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: β€œ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

by Victim of mastering physics February 24, 2019

39πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nut master

Master of nutting on people.

"Bro I'm a nut master"
"I'm a nut master to your mom"

by Chicken nugget #2 September 10, 2017

20πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Master Farmer

An inhabitant of Draynor Village in RuneScape. Contrary to what his name might suggest, the Master Farmer does not spend any time "farming", per se. Instead, he spends his days roaming around the square, waiting for players to try to steal his seeds so he can scream "Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?" and punch them hard enough to cause fractures. He lives for this.
Because he does not farm, it is questionable how he manages to get so many seeds to begin with. Perhaps he buys them on the Grand Exchange; perhaps he is a pickpocket himself; perhaps he has secret underground crops farmed by an army of Master Farmerites. Whatever the case, he fits right in with the many sketchy citizens of Draynor.

Player: *attempts to pick the Master Farmer's pocket*
Master Farmer: *gives the player a fracture-causing punch* Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?
Player: Training my thieving level, you dick!

by Enigmatical June 21, 2010

97πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dutch Master

When your CPAP machine sucks up one of your farts and gives you a pressurized Dutch Oven through the mask.

I farted in my sleep and the damn CPAP woke me up with Dutch Master of my own ass.

by Pheecees June 27, 2021

36πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Master penis

links ultimate weapon even more powerful then the master sword and that vanquishes all who appose it in one giant cock slap the only other person to touch the master penis is zelda and she uses it for her own self pleasure

link lifted up the master penis and jolted it forward in aw of its size

by father fast fingers February 19, 2017

34πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž