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The Morbius Meal is one of the most important meals anyone can ever eat. It is your 5 a day. It is based on the amazing film and moviest movie Morbius (2022) and its protagonist Doctor Michael Morbius (played by cultist Jared Leto). The Morbius Meal is served in only the best of establishments such as Los Pollos Hermanos. The Morbius Meal is coming soon to Binley Mega Chippy.
Celeste: I'm so morbed, let's get a Morbius Meal
Connor: Yes
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A meal created by the mythical giant Meneghin that is made from random spices and whatever you have in your cupboard. Even though the meal seems improvised and fast, a meneghin meal some how turns out tasting great and filling you up due to its usually massive size and secret spice combinations.
"I never thought I would say this, but my munchies got completely destroyed by that Meneghin Meal"
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To make the best meal or type of food
She can make a mean meal or he can make a mean steak
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Milstur Meal is a frightening entity with an off-putting acorn shaped cranium and an index finger relentlessly wagging in denial. This entity repeatedly taunts its victims by obnoxiously confiscating their very last morsel of food, leaving the victim with many ulcers and little to no body fat. Many victims of Milstur Meal have stated that the entity felt reminiscent of elementary school teachers from their childhood. If you experience what scientists call "rumptle tumptel", run as fast as you possibly can. Few victims have escaped successfully from Milstur Meal.
pathetic and hopeless victim :
"Please Milstur Meal! This is the first meal I've had in months!"
Milstur Meal :
"I will be taking that."
They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
Backround info: The Pirates and Braves are in the middle of an 19 inning classic game when Jerry Meals ends it on one of the worst calls in baseball history by calling Julio Lugo safe at home plate. Long story short...baseball needs instant replay!!!!
1. To completely fuck something up.
2. To crush the dreams of an entire city thats been waiting 19 years for something.
Greg Brown the Announcer: Here comes the throw home, and he got him.... NO HE CALLED HIM SAFE!
Other Announcer: Wow that ump really pulled a Jerry Meals on that call.
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An early morning blow job that replaces the oatmeal component of breakfast in bed.
"Dude, I feel so energized today. Vanessa made breakfast in bed and she had some throat meal."
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