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A term used when someone says something deep or wise. Derived from the underground text called Unlock Reality, which claims to explain the Construction of the Universe in terms that anyone can understand, and is being shared round the world using bookcrossing.
Someone says "we need more love in this world"
the reply is, "hey you Unlock Reality man.
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The Reality Bomb is a device which is capable of dissolving all forms of matter within the universe (and other, parallel universes, even the Void itself).
The Reality Bomb does this in the following way:
Z-Neutrino energy is flattened by the perfect alignment of 27 specific planets which are in perfect sync with each other into a single stream, forming a wavelength which cancels out the electrical energy that binds the particles of all atoms in existence. This causes the structure of atoms to fall apart. The planets, being in the optimum pattern, then become a transmitter for this wavelength, causing it to erase all matter in the universe. If it is detonated within the Medusa Cascade (a rift in time and space), it will bounce back into every parallel universe, erasing them too. The wavelength cannot be stopped once it is transmitted, nor does it fade out. The Z-Neutrino energy must also originate at the centre of the planetary alignment field.
It was invented by mad Kaled scientist Davros, but it was countered by Donna Noble, when she closed all Z-Neutrino relay loops using an internalised synchronous back-feed reversal loop.
This device is fictional, created for the BBC tv show Doctor Who.
"People, planets and stars will become dust. And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become...nothing."
-Davros
"Detonate the reality bomb!"
-Davros
"Your strategies have failed, your weapons are useless, and...oh, the end of the universe has come."
-Davros
"No, Davros! You can't!"
-The Doctor
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The reason why God will one day regret having created humans and destroy us all.
Reality tv sucks major!!!!
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a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.
most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.
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When the harsh pains/experiences of life jolt you out of you dreams/fantasy .
When I was a Kid I wanted to be a Rocket Scientist, now I'm an Uber driver... Damn ,Reality bites
I'm not sure if it's TV, but I'm sure that whoever came up with the idea needs to be taken out and shot. Repeatedly.
He watched reality TV and lost his IQ in the process.
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A waste of time. They just make a bunch of crazy, pointless shows with these hillbillies that they find on the side of the road. Or, more likely, find under a rock. The shows consist of rednecks trying useless attempts at catching large fish with their bare hands, trading a sheep for a car, and arguing over a storage box that may or may not have something useful in it. These shows involve sluts sitting on motorcycles for absolutely no reason and terribly-fake staged bar fights.
(Guy 1) Hey did you watch the new episode of Hillbilly Handfishing on the reality TV channel?
(Guy 2) Yes, and I almost died of boredom
(Guy 1) Have you ever watched Storage Wars?
(Guy 2) *runs and hides under bed*
(Guy 1) I'll take that as a no...?