Hot Route

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.

Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.

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route beer

A route beer is an beer meant for consumption while en route to another location. Route beers are often consumed while walking or riding a tandem bicycle.

St. Paddy's Day parade is down the street. Let's grab some route beers and head out!

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reviewer route

(n) when someone uses numerous large words in an attempt to seem more intelligent than they are; to be pretentious

"Man, you really took the reviewer route on that essay."

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route 66

A clothing line owned by K-Mart. Recognizable by its poor attempts to mimic current fashion trends at low prices.

"Can you believe he's wearing pants with a Route 66 logo? He must be totally clueless."

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Jail Route

Houston slang for Aldine Mail Route

person 1:yo wheres jimmy at?

person 2:i heard he got shot up on the jail route

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Route 309

Getting fucked by one cock doggy-style while sucking on another.

Comes from the position of the 3 and 9 on a clock.

Sandy loved to take Route 309 when Dave and Bill visited her.

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Express Route

By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink

*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...

ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!

"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"

"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."

"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...

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