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A duck that dives beneath the water. Ducks in the Submarine Duck family include: Buffleheads, Hardhead, or any duck that decides to swim underwater.
Unlike a surface dwelling Mallard duck, Submarine ducks swim under the water like submarines.
A sexual move similar to the dirty sanchez, however, a bowl of clam chowder is used upon climax.
Last night I met a girl at the bar, then took her home for an ancient submariner.
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A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.
Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariner...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!
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1. a kiddie song by the Beatles. Ever heard of them?
2. a cool animated cult classic movie based on the hit Beatles song. It's a funky mind-expanding trip. Show this at your party for a wild psychedelic ride.
3. a marijuana joint. A reefer.
1. in my elementary school in music class we sang many popular songs. "Yellow Submarine" was a favorite for us, another was "I Am Everyday People" by Sly and the Family Stone. We also did the Carpenters tune "Sing ... Sing a Song" (yeeecccchhh) and other crap.
2. We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...
3. I was so strung out that I went to a festival on the lake and smoked a yellow submarine.
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1. When a few maoris turn their Waka (Maori Canoe) upside down then they all put their heads in the airbubble bit thats upside down and go along the beach trying to scare off white people so they can claim the beach.
2. When a maori swims underwater and takes a shit. Then swims back up and says "lookout bo a maori submarine is coming to surface" and then the poo surfaces and floats around - scaring while people off the beach so the maori can claim it.
1. o bro we got a sub in the navy bo look at my waka upside down G.
2. o bro i just shat underwater so theres guna be a maori submarine surfacing G. get ready to claim the beach boi.
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A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged
We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!
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To expel a large fecal mass into a toilet bowl filled with water. To take a dump.
Excuse me guys, I gotta go launch a submarine.
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