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Fuck everyone who has ever said anything bad about Lexington, Kentucky. None of you have any idea about what you're talking about, so don't even try to act like you do. You are a bunch of hypocrits who talk about "hillbillies" as if you know what they are and as if they are bad or idiotic people. Well, you don't know a damn thing. True, Kentucky does have some hillbillies, however, the majority of these people are the nicest, sweetest people you will ever meet; they are also smart people. They would help you if your car broke down on the side of the road, unlike those assholes of any larger city or state. Every state has stupid people, there is no way of not having people like that in any state, so don't judge Kentucky as if we are the only ones who have them. And the horses are beautiful, in addition to the farm land. It is true that it is decreasing, however if you are in the right parts of town you will see amazing farms filled with crops, livestock, and the best of horses. So stick any negative comments up your ass and keep walking.
Lexington
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A small village in Ohio near Mansfield. 93.2% of the people do acid regularly. The parents bitch like crazy about their children's sports and the popular sports suck major dick while the unpopular sports kick ass without recognition. Go here for a party and you will definitely get laid, even before the party starts because the girls are sluts (usually freshman). There is no way to not find the drug you want, either. We have it all; heroine, acid, lsd, marijuana, cocaine, meth, old/young and easy pussy. Also, if you want to do drugs AND play a high school sport then go here (no need to worry about getting caught, we don't give a fuck).
Lexington is also hated by all of the surrounding school districts because everyone in Lexington sre either assholes or major pricks.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: Did you hear about the two football players from Lexington that got caught doing meth?
Person 2: Yeah! One hospital trip and they're ok to play in the next game!
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: Wanna go to Lexington?
Person 2: For the acid or the slutty freshman?
Person 1: BOTH!!!
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When you have to wear old Victorian style clothes and fuck behind or in a wagon pulled by a horse and buggy.
I really enjoyed the trip to Williamsburg because me and my man pulled a Lexington during the stage coach tour.
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Lexington is a playful,funny,smart baby he likes to play and watch his favorite movies and shows over and over again.He is also very silly but around other people a bit shy.And his favorite word is no.
sister-Lex com here
Lexington-No!
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Small town in Nebraska full of "diverse people" referred to most as "Mexington"
Hey, man I'm going to Lexington to get some reefer, you wanna come along
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A short ponytail fit for the gentleman of Revolutionary-War-era sensibility and refined taste. It is tied high up or midway down the back of the head and leaves a tousle of hair free in the front for the ladies.
"Yo bro, you've got almost enough hair to pull back into a tight Lexington."
"Aw yeah, more Lexington, more sexington, homes."
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