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White People

Favorite words: Attorney, Custody, Police/Law enforcement and Therapy

*Boy drops a pencil*
White People: “You need major therapy

*Gets in an argument in Starbucks*
White People: “That’s it, I’m calling my lawyer.”

by HAIRYPOTHEAD July 3, 2022

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White people

The people who are most hated on this time (2017) they are considered "racist" and are constantly blamed and punished, they are the ones who built america, they are the ones who let BLACK people into america in the first place! So stop criticizing white people and start thanking them. Oh and btw White people have no more rights or privileges than black people. Ya and you know what, I'm black.

Black person: "Oh, I hate you because your racist".
White people"I was just walking down the street"!
Black person "Ya well f*ck off"!

by luckyfaceman November 14, 2017

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White People

A person that most Hispanics and African Americans like to make feel bad for being the color they are. Mostly known as racists. (if you think all white people are racists that's reverse racism so you are actually the fucking racist. ) We are all people so why the fuck even search this? we are all people and we are all going to die so get the fuck over what color people are. unless its Trump. cuz fuck trump.

White People
Hispanic speaking Spanish and staring at white person: "look at that racist ass white person"
white person walking down the street trying not to feel weird for being watched: doesn't say anything and stares at the road

Hispanic #2: stares at white person

by Smoke_Weed_420 October 13, 2019

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White people

Statistically the least racist, most tolerant people, who somehow receive insane amounts of hatred from ignorant bigots who think that they're "woke" because they watched Roots.

Idiot: I hate white people! How messed up do you have to be to invent slavery?
Person with actual historical knowledge: Did you know that the word slave actually comes from the word Slav? And that slavery was practiced in Arabic countries for thousands of years, while the USA only had slaves for 89 years? And that white people were the only people to abolish slavery completely? And that Africans sold each other to whites?
Idiot: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by unespectedinquisition June 8, 2018

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the white people

People who think they are better than everyone else and are extremely white, not in color but more of there actions, usually jocks and preppy kids, also most of them are aig(academically, intelligently, gifted, even though it basically means people who study a lot), they like to dab, doing the whip and nae nae even though its so out of date, about 99.99% of “the white people” are heteros
They absolutely do not accept the lgbtq community

(Preferably gay) boy: uh, are they dabbing, see heather, those are the white people

by Thicky vicky December 4, 2017

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White People

One of the most racist races. Lice spawn points. Mayo monkeys. Yeast beasts. Parmesan parasites. Walking dandruff. Sunscreen slurpers. The folk who want to keep an semi automatic rifle in their house for “ protection purposes”. The ones who say BLM is just riots and pointless

Devon: DUDE!! I HATE white people so much!! A group of them just made monkey noises at me and told me to go back to Africa.

Matthew: Hey dude you can’t say you hate white people that’s racism.

Devon: Stfu you guys created racism.

by my definitions are accurate November 15, 2022

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White People

People with motion activated trash cans.

Have you met Shane? His family is full of white people and went straight from owning people to lazy trash cans.

by Spicyweiner77 June 10, 2018

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