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Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.
My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.
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A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
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A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.
My Life Is Twilight sucks.
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(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)
god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.
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Used to express when someone does something or lives in a way that makes your life seem inferior in comparison
Person 1: Hey guys I'm the valedictorian!
Person 2: Wow, I'm not even close to that! Slay my life!
someone who lights up your life when your days are dark and you cant see you way without that special someone
in a relationship when the other person is having a bad day and the other persom just light up thier life and becomes the light of my life
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A variation of "Fuck My Life" used in response to hard drive, server, or other information technology failure. FSCK is a Unix command and acronym for File System ChecK.
The SAN is down?! FSCK My Life.
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