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Hes black i think and uh, i own the force
Oh yeah, he is... uh banana phone
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A conversational way to tell your wife or significant other that you had a 'transgression' -- namely, you screwed someone other than your wife or significant other.
Honey, remember that business trip to Cleveland last year? Well, umm, I had a Tiger Woods moment on that trip and now the woman is asking for child support.
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A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
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The mental idea or feeling that things are going so well, that you deserve or believe can get away with anything, and that there is no way things can possibly go wrong. Ironically this usually leads to a huge downfall, that is most likely caused by a woman.
Man 1: "I can't believe what happened to him"
Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"
Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
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a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."
Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!
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1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.
2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.
Hey you Tiger Woods nigger, get a real identity & stop sleeping with my white women!
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Possesing the mindset of "there is no possible way that I can f this up!" Being confident to the extreme, but never over confident.
I attempted the new water skiing move with a Tiger Woods mindset.
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