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foggy toddler

when one farts and shit comes out and they dont know

o that baby is such a foggy toddler

by Quinn Tin August 9, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexi-toddlers

two or more toddlers of Mexican heritage who exhibit inappropriate social behaviors which are ignored or tolerated by their parents (or the adults who are responsible for them);

Following her back surgery, Mary began grocery shopping in a more affluent part of town, in order to lower her chances of tripping over a gaggle of Mexi-toddlers running around, since it was in fact Mexi-toddlers that had caused her to trip, fall, and injure her back at her previous grocery store.

by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere February 5, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013


grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2014


Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021


toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels March 16, 2016


Toddler Lean

Any cough medicine used to make kids go to sleep. Also can be used by adults when they don't want to use adult medicine.

Her son wouldn't go to bed so she put a little toddler lean in his sippy cup and he went right to bed.

by ASChicagoan June 27, 2019