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When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.
Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.
Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.
Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee
Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX
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when you theres feces in anal canal and you push it up. and when you ejaculate inside the canal the 'toffee butter' comes out
I toffee buttered her so good last night!
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The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.
Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!
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An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
When you enjaculate onto your pubes and it gets all sticky and sets.
OMG, I got sticky toffee pudding last night so bad!
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John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"
Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!
You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!
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