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tote

Tongue-on-tit-erection
A type of sexual arousal that comes from oral nipple stimulation, usually with the togne, which inevidably causes the penis to become hard. This word may be used in a metaphorical context as a way of expression discribing intensity within any sort of subject.

"Dude... that was so tote!"

by Alexander Nixon December 24, 2007

11πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Tote

A large rubbermiad container colored a blue shade of green.

Don't forget to put the tote in the Car.
It is in the tote
Where is the top to the tote.

by Nad Nosnore May 28, 2007

9πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


totes

Originally posted on the Fall Out Boy Q&A thus began the "totes" explosion. Short for totally and became popular by way of lj.

Now it is used more outloud than typed on the internet.

I totes ate that sandwhich in 30 seconds.

You totes rock.

Person #1:Do you wanna go catch a movie?
Person #2:Totes

by bringingthelawl December 16, 2006

9πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


tote

abrevation of totally

ew, thats tot nast. whatev

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbusch April 4, 2003

7πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


totes

A synonym for breasts. The word is derived from its similarity to tits and the fact that tote bags are about the size of the average breast, therefore the word tote has come to mean tit. It is especially useful in mixed company where a male may comment she has nice totes, without the well-endowed woman knowing that she is being discussed.

I hadn't seen in her in awhile, but she must have hit puberty's second wind. Her boobs have grown and now she has incredible totes.

by P.Titty November 12, 2005

10πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


totes retar

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

97πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show β€œRick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

152πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž