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a faggot ass bitch who has nuthin' better to do then to diss germany. You just a bitch, youz were in compton i'd have a 187 on yo ass.
toyota toyota: germany should be nuked
me: racist fucker, i should gun yo ass down in the streets of compton
toyota toyota: your right man im a flamer.
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a death wish.
a vehicle that is hard to stop, no matter how good the brakes.
Japans newest way to kill Americans while not at war with America.
Constantly moving forward despite having brakes.
John: "hey, you hear tommy was hit by a Toyota Prius because the Prius couldn't stop? he almost died!"
Guy: "Yeah. Sean had the same problem with his Camry. he caused the 70 car pile up on I-95 6 people died!"
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Toyota's compact truck sold in america before introducing the popular Tacoma.
its basically the same thing as the Toyota Hilux. these things may as well as be bullet proof, top gear tried to kill one and failed. surprisingly they can be found for pretty cheap if you keep your eyes out for one, and make a great first car for anyone due to their reliability, toughness and good fuel economy
my toyota pickup has 200,000 miles and counting. it would take some serious c4 to actually kill this thing
An absolutely fantastic Japanese sports car that is over glorified by 11-year-old kids who worship it no matter if its outdated by this point. It is specially adored by kids who just watched Fast And Furious and already think its the best car of all time, these are the same people who say that you're not a real car guy if you like supercars and that any Koenigsegg wouldn't stand a chance against a bone stock Supra.
Child: What's your favorite car? Mine is a Toyota Supra!
Person 1: Yo, i love the brand new Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut! Its super awesome!
Child: Did you know that a Supra, a Japanese Toyota Sports car is way faster than any car in the world if you 2JZ-Swap it?
Person 1: But a supra already comes stock with a 2J-
Child: Shhhs.
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The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.
"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.
A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.
When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.
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Redneck Craigslist listing: 2001 Tacoma. 255k on odometer. rust on quarter panels. passenger door won’t open. 10k firm. I know what I got.
My wrecked Toyota Tacoma runs and drives, but I’m gonna overprice it