tub of lard

a really fat person who looks nasty and oily

cee bee is such a tub of lard

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double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

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Tub ass

Somebody who is pretty fat, but their ass outranks their belly.

Fat person: " Hey,can you slide your chair in a little bit so I can get by?"

man sitting in chair: "Walk around the other way, Tub ass!"

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braut tub

Hot tub full of guys, no girls.

Josh: Yo, you down to check out the hot tub?
Taylor: Most def, hopefully there are some hotties up in there ready to get faded and x-rated!
....walk out to the hot tub
Taylor: Ah hell no, only dudes in there...I'm not down with the braut tub.

Josh: My bad, does look like a sausagefest

Nub Tub

Shortened and made to sound funnier than "Noob Tube", the phrase "Nub Tub" refers to the game Call of Duty 4 where someone will attach a grenade launcher to one of there guns and go around shooting grenades at their foes. However this act is seen as being completely childish and is actively looked down upon by everyone else in the game. You will notice that there is a "Nub tubber" in the game if you hear more than one person on your mic shouting "Aw F***! There's a nub tubber". Despite the humiliation these noob's will face in the postgame lobby, they are still proud of their accomplishment to kill people in a complete and utter noobish way.

Post-game lobby:
Nub tubber- "Yea! I got my acog on my P90!!"
Non-noobish player- "You f*cking nub tubbed the whole time!!"
(Everyone leaves the room on account of the nub tubber)

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Dogs in The tub

Putting your "dogs in the tub" is the act of inserting your scrotum into the anus or vagina of the person you are having intercourse with. Popularized by the MC Crumbsnatcher song, "Dogs in the Tub"

Rubella - Guuurrrrlll, my man a freak! He don't just put the dick in me! He puts the dogs in the tub too!!
Puzzi - Gurl why he do that?!
Rubella - cuz just like MC Crumbsnatcher said
Together - NUTSACKS BELONG IN BUTTCRACKS!!

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Wonky Tub

To cum in a partners belly button

Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.