verb: to metaphorically fuck, especially in the ass
The teacher tyson'ed me in the umar by giving me that C. I thought I at least deserved a B!
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a really hot tall person. heβs super caring and sweet. he also has veiny arms which is hot as hell ngl
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To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
When you cum in a girlβs ear and then bite it off
Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night
Jill: How was it?
Jenna: what?
Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!
Jill: oh, it was awful
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Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")
I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!
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sexiest god damn chick on the earth.
extremly hard to find.
large boobs and nice ass.
dude1 "omg look at that chick she is so sexy!"
dude2 "she must be a tyson"
dude1 "sexiest girl i have ever seen!"
dude2 "chyeah!"
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