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Val

A money loving penny pinching jew

This nigga is a Val, KYS

by 8MMMMaa44 April 6, 2019

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mega val

Short for mega valedictorian and synonymous to sweat, but bolsters the meaning of it -- implies that someone has done something very sweaty in the context of academics or any achievements in general.

An example of a mega val would be cwu

Person 1: Oh yeah did you know that I made Stanford
Person 2: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT A MEGA MEGA MEGA VAL SWEAT

Person 1: OH YEAH YEAH I'M RANK #1
Person 2: OH MY WHAT A MEGA VAL

by cumuniversity December 21, 2021

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Val is scrumdiliisous

Marry me Val please

Heyab: MARRY ME MY LOVE
Heyab: Val is scrumdiliisous

by <3~! August 13, 2022


val + denisse

Best couple ever fr. valentina + denisse forever. YALL AINT BETTER THAN US uhhhhhhhh

do you know val + denisse? yeah they're the best couple

by cuppai April 9, 2022


Val and vivi

There both nasty cunt and vivi fat shame people while this bitch looks like a slut she should stay in her play and go take anal from box troll

Omg your so fake your like val and vivi

by Val and vivi fans July 21, 2022


Val Qian

Val Qian is a beautiful friend and everyone needs a friend like Val Qian. She is tall and her height is around 170 at the age of 16! She can be the next model and walk on the runway maybe at PFW or MFW or maybe even NYFW! She has a boyfriend right now, so if you dare to touch her, her boyfriend will smack your booty so WATCH OUT! If you ever hurt Val Qian, her friend emhan will also come and pinch your nose and pull up your undies so BETTER WATCH OUT! Val Qian also has cute doggies, ocha and mocca! Mocca was preggy after she came back from the dog hotel!! And Val Qian was there to support her dog! Val Qian and emhan witnessed her preggy belly for the first time! LEGENDS!! Anyway, LOVE YA VAL QIAN and her friend emhan❤️

Val Qian and emhan went to pim to ice skate back in 2016!
Val Qian and emhan are BFF since DAY 1!
Val Qian and emhan love MHA, HAIKYUU, BOBA and cute guys, PERIODT LUVV!

by hanabananana November 10, 2020


Pat Val

abbreviation of the name 'Patisserie Valerie'; a chain of cafés that operates in the UK.

We went to Pat Val for afternoon tea.

by Urban Lexicography December 21, 2020