Vagina

The greatest thing known to mankind

Joe's beastly dick banged Jennifers vagina.

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vagina

Female genetalia. Has an opening in which the male penis can be inserted. Is also the opening through which the baby leaves the female body. When sexually aroused, the vagina becomes moist allowing easier penetration.

Biology teacher: "Can anyone tell me the function of the vagina?"

Schoolboy sniggering from all around.

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vagina

the soft genitals of a lady under her undergarments; cavemen used this for sharpening spears and/or getting hard.

Caveman..."Hey can i sharpen my spear"?
Cavewoman..."Sure, just use my vagina".

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Vagina

a type of water gun

I shot my friend with my vagina.

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vagina

its not a clown car

Bill:you heard about the octomom?
Ted:geez dont get me started. its a vagina not a clown car.

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Vaginas

The plural form of vagina. Vaginae is also acceptable.

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Vagina

a greeting or salutation. Used exactly like the word "Aloha."

Can be used at the end of ANY conversation whether it be on the phone, in person, or through e-mail.

Sometimes used in conjunction with an exiting flick of the hand.

John: "Dude, that was a killer burrito! Thanks for taking me to lunch. See ya later!"

Brendan: "No problem, man. Vagina."

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