voldemorts nose

here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.

when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.

the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.

person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!

Voldemorting

When you bite off her nose during sex, then cum in the hole

Dude, I was Voldemorting my girl last night and she TOTALLY almost bled to death!

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Voldemort that hoe

at the point of male climax he ejaculates on the female's forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt and kills her parents.

Guy 1: hmmm i dont get on with my in laws what shall i do?"

Guy 1's friend: you have to voldemort that hoe dude

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Lord Voldemort

The sexiest and most awesome character to ever walk the earth. He can do whatever he feels like and not get booked. Unfortunately, he his killed by Harry Potter because he was too sexy.

Harry Potter: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the sexiest of them all?

Mirror: Lord Voldemort is the sexiest of them all.

Harry Potter: Then I must kill him! >:)

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British Voldemort

Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media

British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech

Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.

Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.

voldemort face

When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face