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See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.
James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?
Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.
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an unemotional high-five gesticulation in which two parties "high five" with their hands in the gesture of a Vulcan salute.
The thing Spock uses to knock out redshirts
I wanna do a Vulcan nerve pinch on you.
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The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.
John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!
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Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.
Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?
Lauren: ...Compared to what?
Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.
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Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.
The vulcan gooch grip is the fastest way to have that cloaca that you always wanted.
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A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"
Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.
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