Random
Source Code
Random
The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.
Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.
15👍 3👎
Lead singer of amazing glam, horror, rock, punk, goth, whateveryouwanttocallit band the Murderdolls. looks hot in drag
Wednesday 13 looks hot in drag. Yes it's that simple.
116👍 23👎
The day before Thanksgiving. This Wednesday is the biggest bar night of the year, therefore you should get blacked out. No one has work or class the next day, so there are NO EXCUSES.
Absolutely, this Blackout Wednesday is going to be epic.
140👍 30👎
Any Wednesday night at WWU, a typical university where the letter "A" is more commonly followed by "lcohol" than by "+."
Bro: Dude, guess what day it is...
Party slut: Wednesday in the middle of finals week?
Bro: No silly. It's WESTERN WEDNESDAY!
Party slut: Oh, silly me. Lets get CRUNK and HOOK UP!
30👍 4👎
1. The 3rd & 4th day of the week combined together, takes place before on Wednesday or Thursday.
2. Wednesday Thursday, a well-known user in the Discord server of The Weeknd, she is also known to be friends with lilvic & roland (other members on there).
1. Hey Wednesday Thursday, what can I call your name for short?
2. Hey Abel Tesfaye, tell Wednesday Thursday I said hello.
3. Today is Wednesday Thursday, I will celebrate with pride !!!
The opposite of Fuck-You Friday, a Wednesday where you have to accept all favors and requests, no matter what’s being asked.
Nico: Hey, can you give me a blowjob?
Millas mind: *oh shit it’s Will-Do Wednesday*
Milla: Sure!
An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.
It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'