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A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
a bidet !
heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !
i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.
My bish Kristie was acting like such a hoe light night — I’m gonna put her in the bish washer.
Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s
guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew
guy 2: i know you cunt
A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
“Katie, I heard you got the call to be Duck Washer downtown at the spill. Can I please come help?”
When an unsnipped male has finished masturbating goes to the bathroom, pinches his foreskin closed and releases his "Golden shower." This fills up the penis with urine and washes all of his semen out of his penis.
Person 1: That was a good fap.
Person 2: Did you shower after?
Person 1: Of course not.
Person 2: That's gross dude.
Person 1: Relax, i took a Washer Piss after
Person 2: Ohhh!
his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.